THE FUNCTION at TRADE
Sat, Aug 30
|TRADE
Are YOU going to THE FUNCTION?
Time & Location
Aug 30, 2025, 10:00 PM – Aug 31, 2025, 2:30 AM
TRADE, 1410 14th St NW, Washington, DC 20005, USA
About The Event
This is the event of the weekend—the night everyone’s talking about, the one where the city’s most stylish, sexy, and unapologetically queer crowd comes together to see and be seen. THE FUNCTION isn’t just a party, it’s the place to be: high-energy beats, bodies in motion, and a dance floor that doesn’t quit.
On the decks is Kimber Chronic, the powerhouse trans DJ and producer coming straight from NYC with her signature high-voltage sound. She’ll be serving a fierce mix of club anthems and deep grooves guaranteed to ignite the floor.
If you’re not here, you’re missing where it all goes down. No excuses, no FOMO—THE FUNCTION is the only place to be.